Now as many of you know I am Bristish and I thought I would slowly introduce everyone to some time trusted traditions in good old Britian......
Now one thing we love is food, doesn't everyone you say! Yes that is true but we have a great love of spicy food and I remember the day well when I ate my very first and last doner kebab. The doner kebab is Turkish and literally translated means "rotating meat" which you can see in the second photograph. The meat is usually lamb and cooked by rotating around a heat source slowly. Slices of the meat are cut away and it is often placed in a half shell pitta bread with veggies and sauce......
Now I am these days a strictly chicken and fish girl and will eat nothing with four feet, I know, I know, I just feel they have the potential to be my pet. I have to be honest I have more than a problem with the chicken and the fish also but I try to not think about it!
Now the one and only time I had a doner kebab was when my sister talked me into one......
We had spent the day going round the local shops in High Wycombe and were now feeling a bit peckish to say the least. Quite frankly at that point if there had been a slow moving animal it might have been in peril of it's life. Lucky to say most of the wildlife and local pet population was fleet of foot and they were allowed to live for another day. My sister decided that she was going to take me for a local doner kebab and I was going whether I liked it or not. Now I have to say that the site of those horrendous chunks of meat cooking away would normally have sent me into a swift retreat, but as I have said I was fit to eat anything at that point......
We stood checking out the menu, my sister being the expert and swearing they were delicious made the order. It all seemed harmless enough at the time, the half of pitta bread, sliced meat, loads of lettuce, tomatoes plus some interesting looking orange sauce!......
It was starting to rain so we happily sat in the front of my sister's car steaming up the windows with our hot breath and munching away like a couple of contented little hamsters. Both our cheeks were nicely filled and silence ensued for a number of minutes. Unable to contain herself my sister turned to me and said "What do you think of the kebab". To be honest it was pretty tasty and with mouth full I turned to her and said "Great, but I can't feel my face". When I turned and looked at my sister we could not stop laughing. A large portion of our faces was a lurid orange color, it was the magic HOT sauce that had been liberally added to the meat and veggies. We were both completely numb and could feel nothing with our faces, we grinned away like a couple of fools and happily carried on munching!......
Talk about a great day!!!! I miss my sister......





